Tuesday, November 02, 2010

The Dragon's Den

Howdy folks,

   And now it's time for me to introduce our dragons. Now, I know what you're thinking. Will they burn my house down if they as much as sneeze? Fear not - none of our dragons are capable of producing a puff of smoke, let alone flames. Sadly, this is the reason our dragons are looking for new homes. If you would like to share your home with one of our dragons then you'll find them in the Catbird Craft shop, HERE.

Mycroft the dragon spent many years living in a country manor house where his sole purpose was chief fire lighter. Unfortunately when, after a nasty cold, his flames were extinguished for the final time so his employers abandoned him.

Penelope the dragon was employed by a family to light their daily fires. Alas when the family upgraded to central heating, Penelope became surplus to requirements. She was brought to us in the hope that she can be rehomed. Absolutely no use for lighting your barbecue but she looks pretty. (Penelope has now been rehomed)

Dave the dragon was found hiding in a cave. He apparently survived an encounter with St George and has been in hiding ever since. Now that he's been brought up to date with the modern world he's ready to be rehomed. (Dave has now been rehomed)

I think it's time for a tumbler of brandy!
My regards to you all,


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