Showing posts with label paving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label paving. Show all posts

Monday, September 13, 2010

Crazy Pavers

Howdy folks!
    
      Frank here! Well it's been quite an eventful weekend. The cat and the bird are fortunate enough to be blessed with many fabulous friends. Thankfully three of them were available and willing to give up their Sunday to help them finish the leveling and laying of paving slabs. Such friends are worth their weight in cake and gold.

    We much enjoyed homemade courgette cake, which is far, far, nicer than it sounds; with homemade blackberry and vanilla jam; which is as delicious as the ingredients suggest. All this was washed down with lashings of tea, coffee, and Guinness. Considering the refreshments served, it's an achievement that only one slab was broken all afternoon. I believe there were also no crushed fingertips or toes. Impressive.


A sunlit angel appeared in the corner of the garden and said,
"That one isn't level."

   There was some (wholly warranted) cursing in Spanish, all in regard to one troublesome slab, and there was much laying and then uprooting and re-laying but we did, eventually, get the job done. It was almost dark, and some of us were looking somewhat demonic, but nonetheless Catbird Craft is now prepared for the imminent arrival of the new shed/studio.

"Get off of our land, or we'll chase you with a broom!"

   Before any keen-eyed soul asks...The cat and the bird took the executive decision to not lay a weed barrier beneath the slabs. They decided that they'd rather weeds grew beneath the shed so that toads, gnomes, and other critters have a place to hide. (This week alone two juvenile toads almost come to an end which involved decapitation.) Instead, they will fix the barrier to the underside of the shed's base so that the weeds don't spout through the floor.

    So, in conclusion, what has this experience taught us? Well, the cat has learnt that she absolutely cannot trust the bird's mathematical skills. It was the bird's job to estimate just how many slabs they would need. Her estimations were exactly 50% out - hence the multicoloured final design. We also discovered that a patch of ground may, to the eye, appear to be as level as level can be, when in reality the overworked spirit level says 'wonky'. But the most important lesson that we learnt was that hard graft can be good fun if shared with friends... which is just as well because the shed is now due to arrive this week.

Yes, yes, the shed people have been contacted. The new arrival is expected this week. The delivery company have even promised to call us 24 hours before so that we can summons the troops. Whether this happens remains to be seen but I shall keep you all updated. I will also post more pictures from this weekend on my Facebook page, which can be found HERE

My regards to you all,

Frank
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Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Progress...of a sort.

Howdy folks!

The lion latrine
  I promised that I would report back on any progress occurring in the world of Catbird Craft. So what's been happening. Well... Sunflowers; Strawberries; May bushes, French lavender, amongst many others, have all been rehomed in various spots about the garden. All except the marigolds appear to have survived.  In their place now lies a rather large dirt patch. (It's bigger than it looks.) I know our (v. lovely) neighbour's curtains will be twitching with curiosity. I can almost hear her muttering, 'Just, what are those girls up to now!' And I know that the local cats, including Claude, must be absolutely wetting themselves with excitement to have such a perfect latrine unexpectedly appear. 
   Knowing the toileting habits of felines, the cat and the bird have been keen to lay the paving slabs, which they lovingly collected from marvellous Essex. This is easier said than done on ground that's as on the level as a con-lib government. Today the spirit level has been much in demand. All was going well until the skies very quickly turned a foreboding grey. You could hear the rain coming before it arrived. The bird commented that it felt a little like the end of the world, and she would be 'most annoyed should the world end before they'd set up the fecking shed.' Yes, that would be very annoying. The heavens did indeed open and we all soon sprinted indoors. The dirt patch currently looks like the love child of Battenberg cake and Edam cheese. When the weather improves and the sun comes out again I will post pictures.
   And what of the shed? As a result of the weather outburst today the paving wasn't completed. Considering this, it's probably just as well that the shed didn't arrive. It was due to be delivered today but, alas, the delivery lorry was overloaded (!) so no delivery today for Catbird Craft. Who knows when it will arrive but they look thankful to have time to finish the preparation. 

I will report back with news..who knows what's going to happen next.

My regards to you,

Frank
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